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Tom, Calvin and Paul talk about their long history as fans of bad movies and as good friends, and generally embarrass everyone they know. They also do what they can to ruin podcasting for the rest of the world.
Tom, Calvin and Paul talk about their long history as fans of bad movies and as good friends, and generally embarrass everyone they know. They also do what they can to ruin podcasting for the rest of the world.
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Saturday Sep 20, 2025
Season 3, Episode 7: Double Feature of Eat My Dust and ZAAT
Saturday Sep 20, 2025
Saturday Sep 20, 2025
The Turkish Diplomats are back, but this time it's a double feature! It's two movies in one show, so you know the time mismanagement is strong with this one. First up, Tom, Calvin, and Paul tackle the 1976 Ron Howard vehicle (literally) called "Eat My Dust," followed by the 1971 Florida monster flick no one can spell called "ZAAT." Our first movie is about a kid who steals a race car, angers his dad who is also the county sheriff, nearly murders a couple of dozen spectators, and somehow evades dozens of police and prison. The second movie is about how a really bitter scientist with an apparent fish fetish transforms himself into a monster, murders rivals and anyone else in his way, kidnaps beautiful sunbathers to make his own seafood spouse, and creates a Superfund site in the middle of the Florida wetlands. Both are bad, but in their own way, and the boys try to make sense of all this for you, dear listeners.
As always, this show is available on most of the finest podcast platforms, and also available on the Turkish Diplomats channel on YouTube.

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